Jun 17
Letters to the editor
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Turn Alcatraz into gay sex club
I hope all the gay constituencies in your region will articulate other potential redevelopment designs for Alcatraz Island, the former prison that is now a popular tourist attraction. As I recall, our president, who recently mused about turning it back into a federal prison, thinks quite a bit about money and profitability. Proposals should be subjected to a cost/benefit analysis for each design alternative, including, I would propose, the redevelopment of Alcatraz as a huge gay sex club, served by sunset cruises on prison boats serving authentic prison cuisine, and topped by a gigantic, penile-insecure electric sign blaring “TRUMP.”
Bill Rogers
Santa Fe, New Mexico
